In conversation with one of my straight male friends, he offered me some dating advice.
"You have to reveal the like, 10 things you're good at, one at a time. Like one a week. You can't share it all at once at the very beginning. Gotta keep some mystery."
I nodded.
"But what if you're just good at everything? I'm good at everything."
Crickets.
I am Undateable.
